Here is a little tip for the 32 NFL General Managers, don’t sign Takeo Spikes. He will destroy your team’s chances of making the playoffs. 100% guaranteed.
In his ten seasons Takeo’s teams have a combined record of 52-108.
Takeo has never been in a playoff game and has been a part of only one winning season (9-7 with the 2004 Buffalo Bills).
He’s the Shareef Abdur-Rahim of the NFL.

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